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madeupmonkeyshit:

when you send risky text messages

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jetbag:

fuck this ill date myself damn 

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recoffthevine:

I DON’T KNOW WHAT I WAS EXPECTING BUT IT WASN’T THAT

rock-hard-fist-nipples:

gryffinewt:

important otp headcanons to consider

  • who wakes up one morning to find the other passed away in their sleep
  • alright goodnight guys i’ll see you in hell

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offisir:

do u ever just cum and it ain’t great and ur like “ok that one was super lame”


Track Name: "Everybody"
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spacetea:

pheromonerain:

Just wait for it.

fuck

thatshinyobject:

kingsleyyy:

2015 is only 5 months away, just let that sink in

What the fuck does the sink want now

put a spoon full of that piece of heaven in your coffee.

no ever since i got my haircut and my acne has started clearing up, i’m eliminating all caffeine; and i don’t like coffee enough to do decaf

but i’ll put it in some warm milk with cinnamon

and on toast 

i just tasted 100% pure honey for the first time from a local farm around here (i want to sweeten my tea but not with anything artificial) and oh my GOD it’s delicious im gonna get a big jar of it

zodiacbaby:

*something scary in the movie happens*

OMG!

*grabs ur dickk*

aaliyah1979-2001:

Aries: stop jackin off
Taurus: hoe and not ashamed of it
Gemini: fake
Cancer: crybaby ass
Leo: BIG Bitch and u fuckin kno it. u love it dont u.
Virgo: ethereal and always SO busy
Libra: basic
Scorpio: u are sleepy and powerful.
Sagittarius: probably like drinkin some healthy shit. u look good as hell too.
Capricorn: bitter
Aquarius: clean ur fingernails
Pisces: stop bein so stingy an love urself

trashboat:

invisible jesus takes the world by storm

trashboat:

invisible jesus takes the world by storm