when you send risky text messages
I DON’T KNOW WHAT I WAS EXPECTING BUT IT WASN’T THAT
important otp headcanons to consider
- who wakes up one morning to find the other passed away in their sleep
- alright goodnight guys i’ll see you in hell
do u ever just cum and it ain’t great and ur like “ok that one was super lame”
2015 is only 5 months away, just let that sink in
What the fuck does the sink want now
put a spoon full of that piece of heaven in your coffee.
no ever since i got my haircut and my acne has started clearing up, i’m eliminating all caffeine; and i don’t like coffee enough to do decaf
but i’ll put it in some warm milk with cinnamon
and on toast
i just tasted 100% pure honey for the first time from a local farm around here (i want to sweeten my tea but not with anything artificial) and oh my GOD it’s delicious im gonna get a big jar of it
*something scary in the movie happens*
*grabs ur dickk*
Aries: stop jackin off
Taurus: hoe and not ashamed of it
Cancer: crybaby ass
Leo: BIG Bitch and u fuckin kno it. u love it dont u.
Virgo: ethereal and always SO busy
Scorpio: u are sleepy and powerful.
Sagittarius: probably like drinkin some healthy shit. u look good as hell too.
Aquarius: clean ur fingernails
Pisces: stop bein so stingy an love urself