NEL JUST SENT ME A PICTURE OF HER SHIT.
LIKE POOP THAT CAME OUT OF HER BUTT AND INTO THE FUCKING TOILET I FUCKING HATE HER. FUCK. DON’T BE HER FRIEND EVER. OH MY GOD.
but it was huge
it could sink an ocean liner if need be
i could assassinate someone with that poop
just one of the many reasons nel shouldn’t be one of your best friends
do you ever have a follower who just constantly leaves a comment on everything you reblog and you just get fucking secondhand embarrassment and then suddenly you realize what it must be like to be a parent of the kid who keeps screaming in a movie theater
danny refers to our friendship as a “relationsass” which is pretty much the only way to describe it