May 2013
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trillow:
“i need to get something off my chest” yeah it’s your shirt let me help you with that
Anonymous asked: biggest secret i've been fooling around with my ex boyfriend behind his girlfriends back for about 6 months
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swaggie2nope:
i cant old sport understand old sport your accent
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thespookerhero:
jesusthelastairbender:
mom… gay…
i’m dad
i’m so son of you, proud
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mrsscully:
Being an adult is the dumbest thing I have ever done.
moriarteakettle:
harrypotter-dramione:
theanti90smovement:
yahoo is deleting every blog with less than 100 followers
CEO quoted as saying “I hate nerds”
Is this a joke??? Like what the hell yahoo?? That is not okay! We aren’t nerd because we don’t have 100 followers. You aren’t a nerd for being on tumblr. Our nerdiness has nothing to do with tumblr, so leave us the hell alone.
oh my god
your virginity (Taken with instagram)
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rneerkat:
if u reblog this you might become part of an exclusive club!!!
top secret
i am doing this for notes
no one knows who is in the club because there is no club
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nannajane:
in 7 years its going to be the 20s again so we can bring back swing music and the aesthetics of that era but keep modern values who’s with me
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thesockmonkeyrenegade:
gracethelostgirl:
lovewithyous:
carolineflack:
HOW DO YOU MAKE A GUY STOP TEXTING YOU
HOW DO YOU MAKE A GUY START TEXTING YOU
HOW DO YOU MAKE A GUY
an open letter to yahoo
aiclan:
fix the tumblr video player and you can buy any fucking website you like
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remember, if they don’t like legally blonde, they’re not worth dating
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cianur00:
sam-winchester-cries-during-sex:
f-r-eckled:
im like 25% funny and 85% bad at math
that’s 110%
marthadonna asked: i wanna know why you say "inbox me" instead of "message me" or "ask me"
cooldadbutts:
fffcuk:
there are 9 calories in a tablespoon of sperm
but only 0 calories in Diet Sperm™
inbox me 1 thing you wanna know about me.
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claire i had to delete my answer to you because i regretted one of my dumb facts
and i refuse to re-record
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if you don’t find cyanide and happines or hark! a vagrant or saturday morning breakfast cereal or xkcd to be hilarious then we probably can’t be friends
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harrysthefather:
DO PEOPLE NOT UNDERSTAND THAT I CAN BE SAD FOR NO REASON
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bebroom:
a woman’s body is not for you. if she wants to cover it she should feel free and safe in doing so. if she wants to expose it she should feel free and safe in doing so. it is not an indication of her self-respect but an indication of her preferences for whatever reasons she chooses — none of which are your business or concern.
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it’s a little chilly and raining outside
and i’m in a very loose hoodie and oversized pajama bottoms
and i just feel so comfy and happy
(but i want a cuddle buddy :()
[who i can also make out with] {and fuck}
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foo-of-the-forest replied to your post: FUN FACT: putting infliction on any of the words…
Well,shit
I fried yo brain.
FUN FACT: putting infliction on any of the words in the phrase “he just kissed me” can completely change its meaning
