May 2012
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DO THIS →
A. Available: B. Birthday: C. Crushing on: D. Drink you last had: E. Easiest person to talk to: F. Favorite song: G. Grossest memory: H. Hometown: I. In love with: J. Jealous of: K. Killed someone: L. Longest friendship: M. Milkshake flavour: N. Number of siblings: O. One wish: P. Person who you last called: Q. Question you’re asked the most: R. Reason to smile: S. Song you last...
fuckyeahnightmares:
this has been floating around tumblr lately
i think you should all try it
seizure warning
“Your anxiety levels are not caused by an inability to form long term relationships or to find satisfaction through physicality. However, a tendency to avoid conflict can become pathological, especially if you are introverted. Fear of unpleasantness inevitably leads you to...
lovelycomklaine:
i got 99 problems and Glee is all of them
April 2012
Most fandoms are shocked when a character is...
babyangelcastiel:
It’s funny because it’s true.
Reblog if you're over 10 and you still have...
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Straight girls: Darren Criss is one flawless motherfucker
Gay girls: Darren Criss is one flawless motherfucker
Straight guys: Darren Criss is one flawless motherfucker
Gay guys: Darren Criss is one flawless motherfucker
Blind people: Darren Criss is one flawless motherfucker
Deaf people: Darren Criss is one flawless motherfucker
Jesus: Darren Criss is one flawless motherfucker
Aliens: Darren Criss is one flawless motherfucker
Zoo animals: Darren Criss is one flawless motherfucker
Dumbledore: Darren Criss is one flawless motherfucker
Chairs: Darren Criss is one flawless motherfucker
Rick Santorum: Darren Criss is one flawless motherfucker
Darren Criss: I'm just some guy, but my brother's in a band.
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Oh hay new followers!
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What the fuck does “Pop of Culture” even mean?
I would never unfollow anyone for posting personal...
Me: I wanna crey with somebody
Me: I wanna hold these feels with somebody
Me: I wanna sob with somebody
Me: With somebody who's like me
Asshole: God is real and if you aren't religious then you will go to hell! MAY GOD SAVE YOU!
Asshole: God isn't real and if you believe in any of that shit you're stupid and should never breed.
Atheist: I don't believe in God, but I respect the beliefs of others.
Theist: I believe in God, but I don't mind if you don't believe in him.
Deist: I dunno man there's some shit up there what more do you want sit down eat a sandwich
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Happy birthday to Dianna Agron, one of the most beautiful and inspiring people in the world, who’s only goal is to help others deal with as much pain as she has in a positive way. God bless.
Reblog if you used to lock the butler in the...
epilepticdancinggiraffe:
Crying because I remember being four years old and doing this.
i-found-you-justine-time:
Now I’m standing in Glee club, paying tribute to Whitney Houston, minding my own business.
In storms my boyfriend, Blaine, in a jealous rage.
YOU’VE BEEN TEXTING THE MUSIC STORE GUY!
He says.
He was crazy.
And he kept on screaming,
YOU’VE BEEN TEXTING THE MUSIC STORE GUY!
And then I took him to couple’s counseling.
And then we had make up sex.
We had make up...
at times i watch quality blogs as they chat with... →
wowfunniestposts:
this blog is hilarious
tumblr famous: fuck stop sending me messages
me: omfg 1 message someone actually wants to talk to me
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What I say to my ex-boyfriends: You look nice.
What I am secretly saying to my ex-boyfriends in my head: YOU SAID THAT YOU COULD LET IT GO AND I WOULDN'T CATCH YA HUNG UP ON SOMEBODY THAT YOU USED TO BLOW.
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“Well, shucks Mike, I’m sure happy you asked me for hair advice. The trick is to always make sure you wear the helmet in public. Golly, I must polish mine every forthnight to keep the shine! Don’t ever wash it. Heck, you can however dip it in olive oil if you feel like it. Fake-comb it occasionally to make it look real; if you ever remove it, make sure to re-apply it with super strong...
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I just got into an argument with my friend over whether or not robots can be ghosts. I say they can’t because they have no souls.
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gaymzee:
i like to think of my followers as a giant conga line and im at the front and whenever i get a new follower they receive a grass skirt and coconut bra and join the conga line and we all have a great time
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“You’re not supposed to fight fire with fire; it does nothing but create a...”
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It’s sad that all the members of the Glee fandom are in an abusive relationship…with Glee.
meesterjosh:
If you’re a straight male and follow me, god bless your tolerance.
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Oh Dan Savage, really? You’re going to make a big deal about acceptance and then totally denounce people who are Christians? And Christians, what about you? You talk about how Jesus was all about love but God forbid two people of the same sex fall in love with each other.(Also, really, two women who love each other is a threat to the sanctity of marriage? You know what’s a real threat...
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This is still the best mash-up.
everyone i'm following: wow 5 more followers until my next thousand
me: wow 5 more followers until my next ten
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Just had an intense workout session while listening to Darren Criss.
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This is for the constantly accused, mentally abused
How many of you been in my shoes before? Or,
Have you felt you caught the worst case
Puttin' up with his tired ass in the first place?
Why am I flippin'? I just bought them condoms!
I ain't used not one but they was two missin'.
Get a new mission, how to catch a cheater
If he only used Coast you shouldn't smell Lever,
If you know he don't smoke...
