we’ll get ‘em fallin’ for a player, a stranger~~
“i need to find a tutorial for something.”
“i know, i’ll look on youtube!”
NEL JUST SENT ME A PICTURE OF HER SHIT.
LIKE POOP THAT CAME OUT OF HER BUTT AND INTO THE FUCKING TOILET I FUCKING HATE HER. FUCK. DON’T BE HER FRIEND EVER. OH MY GOD.
but it was huge
it could sink an ocean liner if need be
i could assassinate someone with that poop
just one of the many reasons nel shouldn’t be one of your best friends
just wait you guys this storyboard’s gonna be the best thing since canned bread
this is the best thing and i’m so excited to be part of it :D
i had a book when i was a kid where u could write ur own knock knock jokes and im still laughing at it
if i sing around you i am 150% comfortable with you because i fucking hate my singing voice
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what do you get when you mix alcohol and literature?
marthadonna replied to your post: do you ever have a follower who just constantly…
you are that follower
i don’t do that???
do you ever have a follower who just constantly leaves a comment on everything you reblog and you just get fucking secondhand embarrassment and then suddenly you realize what it must be like to be a parent of the kid who keeps screaming in a movie theater